| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 961 of 2327 |
If it wasn't for Newton, we wouldn't have to eat bruised apples.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 962 of 2327 |
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 963 of 2327 |
If it wasn't so warm out today, it would be cooler.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 964 of 2327 |
If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
-- George Ade, "Forty Modern Fables"
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If it were thought that anything I wrote was influenced by Robert Frost,
I would take that particular work of mine, shred it, and flush it down
the toilet, hoping not to clog the pipes. A more sententious, holding-
forth old bore who expected every hero-worshiping adenoidal little twerp
of a student-poet to hang on to his every word I never saw.
-- James Dickey
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 966 of 2327 |
If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 967 of 2327 |
If it's green or wiggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 968 of 2327 |
If it's not in the computer, it doesn't exist.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 969 of 2327 |
If it's Tuesday, this must be someone else's fortune.
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If it's worth doing, do it for money.
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